Funny Flight Announcement

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen....

This is ur captain PATEL welcoming both seated & standing passengers on board of Air Deccan.

We apologize 4 d 4-day delay in taking off,it was due to bad weather and partly due to the search 4 a missing tyre.

This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India . And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

Air Deccan has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our Passengers have reached their destination.

If our engines are too noisy for u, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve Complimentary Daru and Vada Pav. For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television.

However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Kingfisher Airline, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the Cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible. 4 d best view , if however, we go a little too close, do let us
know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly b seated, keep ur seat in an upright position 4 take-off & fasten ur seat-belt. 4 those of u who can't find a seat-belt,
kindly Fasten ur own belt 2 d arm of ur seat. And, for those who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten urself 2 ur suitcase.